Sunday, January 03, 2010

The abuse industry groweth: animals

Legislators are constantly at work finagling further erosion of our liberties, and this New Year's Day the turn came to animals. It is now illegal in Norway to have sex with animals. It is illegal to use live bait or pet food. You have to be 16 to be responsible for a pet, and it is illegal to fail to report any kind of animal abuse or neglect -- snitching is mandatory. The punishment for breaking this law is up to three years imprisonment.

So what are people going to feed their snakes now that live food is illegal? No problem, Norway already banned reptiles and amphibians back in 1974, no exceptions.

Last year we banned bottle rockets, but that's all good because there is nothing to celebrate anyway. Each year just heralds new prohibitions and more feminism. This year in feminism we are expanding the 40% female quota to apply to the boardrooms of 1500 more companies. Readers of my blog already know how I feel men should react against that.

Happy New Year.

7 comments:

Obedience said...

Link Lady Raine to your blogroll.

Eivind Berge said...

Done.

Obedience said...

See Arpu (thats a Desi name by the way, short for "Arpit" look it up, has a spiritual meaning), you are such an obedient submissive that you should not have a problem finding a dominant woman to control you. They are out there. Go to the Dom/Sub and BDSM enclaves.

Eivind Berge said...

Thanks, Desi, I see it means "dedication." However, I am not particularly submissive and not interested in BDSM or any of that fetish stuff. I just want to find a woman, not a dominatrix. If I seemed obedient to you, then that's only because you asked me to do something I might have done anyway. I disagree with most of what LR writes but I don't mind putting her on my blogroll because I do read and comment there and directing more readers to my comments such as this one where I explain how hopeless the situation is for men in Norway is a good thing. BDSM is not the solution -- that is just ridiculous. The only solution I can envision at this point is sexual coercion as I have explained or similar beta insurrection. I am not going to find love here in any law-abiding manner because feminism has made women so choosy I don't stand a chance. I am just human refuse floating about in the feminist utopia as a loose cannon increasingly embittered by celibacy and radicalized by this oppressive political climate until one day I explode. Celibacy is eroding my soul until what is left of me is nothing but a noxious pit of profound hatred and violence.

Matthew said...

"It is now illegal in Norway to have sex with animals"

Given your obvious failure rate with women, I can see why such a change in the law would impact you so personally.

SvenskaNyborjare said...

ok, so it is the feminists who have imposed laws against animal abuse upon the world? why so?

and is there anything you dislike in this world that you don´t blame on feminists?

Anonymous said...

Det er bare trist å lese meningene dine om kvinnen og vårt samfunn der mann og kvinne er likestilte! Du må ha hatt en vond og vanskelig barndom. Sørgelig at du ikke liker kvinnen. Selve lykken i livet for en hetro mann er jo nettopp å finne en kvinne som sin livspartner. Håper du aldri får barn slik at hatet ditt stopper med deg. Men om du mot formodning skulle få en datter så ser du vel på henne som en vare på sex-markedet og hun vil bli brukt for å tilfredsstille menns ekstreme og uhåndterlige seksuelle behov i ditt paradis av et patriakalsk samfunn. Jeg har et tips til deg Lille gutten, du må skaffe deg viagra slik at du kan klare å tilfredsstille din kvinne. Da får du det nok bedre med deg selv og du vil begynne å elske KVINNEN i stedet for å hate henne. Lykke til:0)